Amber Lynn, Now Edible!

Yep, Amber Lynn is now very much edible and ready for your consumption! Besides being in Vintage Porn DVDs, Amber Lynn can also be bought in the form of a low carb- chocolate bar! Though men enjoy her in Vintage Porn DVDs more, a percentage of women who finds chocolates more appealing than sex have something to celebrate about. Amber Lyn chocolates are fat free; or so they say. It comes in a raspberry dark chocolate flavor which is far better than most energy bars that tastes like chalk only with a creamier texture.

amber lynn chocolates

Much that weight conscious freaks would love the Amber Lyn Chocolates, I bet a lot of people prefer her without the foil package. A lot of vintage porn enthusiasts have gone gaga over Amber Lynn during her reign in the roaring 80’s. In spite of Amber Lynn’s alcohol and cocaine issues, Amber Lynn remained to be the top choice when it comes to vintage porn. Amber Lynn’s remarkable performances in over three hundred vintage porn films are still recognizable until now. In Amber Lynn’s come back in the mid 90’s, most of her appearances are lesbian themed. That is also the time that Amber Lynn decided to enhance her B-cupped racks to DD. Though she was very much affected by her vises, Amber Lynn continued to grace our DVD players with nice piece of her ass. Well you see, its not until recently that Amber Lynn decided that she wants her nice butt to get some good ramming. Also if I’m not mistaken these days, Amber Lynn could be heard in the cyberspace airwaves for a particular adult site, sorry if I got any info wrong but hey, I’d love the idea of hearing some of Amber Lynn’s naughty advices

Amber Lynn has been one of the favorite bodies that vintage porn lovers ask for to spruce up their screens. DVD companies try to meet up the demands of these vintage porn aficionados. Vintage Porn DVD is still presently being sold over the internet and delivered right on your doorsteps with the help of various porn DVD companies like Flixes.com. In bulk orders, they are being distributed in DVD stores all over the world by porn DVD wholesalers like SuperDVDmart.com.

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How they Plow the Backyard Fields in the 70’s

I can’t believe I actually discovered this video in You Tube.. You see, in most of my spare time if not watching vintage porn DVDs and making reviews about vintage porn, I usually wander off You Tube to watch Japanese anime to fulfill the desire of the child in me. To my surprise, check out what I discovered instead!

Uhuh! Gay Vintage Porn! Ok, so it’s not exactly porn but its gay vintage. Heh! I have always wondered how it gay porn was in the 70’s. Vintage Porn comprised of Hippie guys undressing each other off their nice flowery shirts and bell bottom pants. Its nice to discover that there are actually gay vintage porn DVDs available around. Vintage Porn DVDs are not hard to find at all, why succumb the contemporary “plotless” porn when you actually have Vintage porn that will get you entertained. Jeez.. How else should I convince you.

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Oh God, Seka is Still Sooo Fuckable…

After the release of the book “In Search Of Seka” Everyone is still wondering how the AVN hall of famer Seka is now. Watching all her vintage DVD will make you wonder how the hell is Seka now? Man, you should see how hot Seka is at the age of 53, I bet anyone would be willing to do her! Here is the video of Seka being interviewed by a black guy who is stuttering like a vibrator running out of batteries! Seka is so hot that the interviewer got all shaky, nervous and disoriented!

For longer videos of Seka in her younger and nakeder I mean bolder days, check out the collection of vintage dvd from flixes.com! Go and discover how Seka got to a hall of fame award..

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Devil in Miss Jones Recreated

2 years ago, Devil in Ms. Jones was recreated by Vivid Productions or pictures or whatever… It is starred by no less than Jenna Jameson. The original Devil in Ms. Jones is so phenomenal that they made a new version of it.

Of Course, for a lot of people who have seen both films, the original is still better. Those who are into Jenna Jameson of course, thinks otherwise. But, I still have to see it for myself. My order in flixes.com has just arrived, time to get my microwaved butter popcorn and chilled soda and, enjoy my vintage porn marathon

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Marilyn Talks About Jerking Off

I decided to stop blabbing for today and show you guys Tom Snyders interview of the godess herself Marilyn Chambers

I never really perceived her as the soft spoken type.. Gee.. I bet you wish she’ll take darn top off! Sorry but thats all you tube can give you. You want Marilyn Chambers naked and in action? Check out her vintage porn DVDs in flixes.com

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Pirates of the Pornirribean

For some reason, it seems natural for a lot of people to opt for the cheaper products even if they know that its basically synonymous to stealing.

In that note, I’d like to thank all the people behind all the smut synopses and porn industry news in the Internet. Your dedication to produce reliable articles inspired writers like myself to boost the pride and beauty of porn especially; those produced in the Golden Age of Porn.

Wikipedia’s and IMDb’s efforts to make unbiased factual literature will be forever thanked for, especially by moi. Cheers to you guys thanks for helping us out!

Anyway, back to the stealing issue; porn has been circulated faster than a girl can fake her orgasm. Nothing wrong with the circulation if only due credit slash moolah is given to the right people. OK… Imagine this; you have sex with a complete stranger, (not bad) You have continuous sex for an average time of 40 minutes and act like you are a bull who never gets tired. While your screwing a hot chick with silicon filled racks and municipal cock wash, a camera is a few inches away from your swinging scrotum. The next you know your scrotum is being downloaded by some geek whose only sexual activity happens if he dates Ms. Rosy Palmer and her five sisters. Worse, your dick is being peddled together with pork, beef and fish in the nearby wet market… OR let’s say you are a “director” who try as hell to keep things from your family, you try so much to hide your real work but sheesh some scum bag is out pirating the film you worked so hard for and; selling it for the cheapest price you can imagine, the next thing you know, your son’s soda money purchased the pirated porn DVD you produced…

So what am I saying? Stop Piracy? Noooo! You could never stop something that progressed itself as part of culture. A lot of countries do dramatic stunts to show a visage of destruction of piracy in front of the media and frankly, it made me laugh. They actually smashed the DVDs into pieces! Christ, magnets can do far less dramatic destruction than that. After that display, has piracy stopped? I don’t think so.

It may be too much to askto think of all the hardships these people went through to give everyone some quality materials to jack/jill off to; but, maybe we can give them the respect that some of them have deprived themselves… Yes, even people from the adult entertainment industry seeks respect as well. These vintage babes for example; has gone through a lot! Just like other veteran actors and actresses. But, their way to fame was less classier and far harsher than average stars who get treated well in their trailers. These stars makes money- A LOT OF IT even, if their films get pirated.

See the resemblance?

What happens to the porn industry now? Becomes trashier than the usual. Probably thats one reason why people still go for the vintage stuff. A lot of them are now considered as classic art films precisely because they are good! They’re not just some cheap motel movies but, art in its most erotic form. So give your favorite porn star a favor; and see the collection of flixes.com and buy their original vintage DVDs!

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Bettie’s Last Page in Porn

Yep, I’m giving you a chance to see a great video by the pin-up girl Bettie Page. This baby knows how to charm her way into everyone without showing off her nice racks.

Check This video out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGGBF8KrlTM

For some time now people had been wondering what happened to the 50’s pin-up queen Bettie Page. You can basically sum up her existence as the inspiration of a lot of artists in their crafts. Photographers, designers, comic book artists and actresses try to achieve the same kind of look, appeal and attitude that made her famous throughout the history.

Bettie Page started out as a glamor model in a photography club. Bettie became popular because of her lack of inhibitions when it comes to modeling. Bettie Paige has done a lot of Broadway shows, movies and TV appearances but what made her shine out in the porn industry is her launch as the Playboy’s “Playmate of the Month” in their January 1955 issue. Bettie Page also became the centerfold and won the “Miss Pinup Girl of the World.” She was also made famous by being the first model who did BDSM themes. Unfortunately after years of being in demand by different photographers and publishers, she was summoned to appear before the United States Congress and explain her photos. After the hearing, most of her films and photographs had been destroyed; any other photos that hasn’t been surrendered are considered illegal. From then on, she disappeared from the publics view.

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Bettie Page

Bettie Page Art

Only recently, it has been revealed what exactly happened to Bettie Page during the past 40 years. In 1958, she attended a Christian Service in Key West, Florida. She realized her Christian calling and became an active member of the religious organization. Different versions of her life was published during the years. One book says she went through remarkable Christian encounters but; another book by Richard Foster: “The Real Bettie Page: The Truth about the Queen of Pinups” claims that Bettie has gone through a series of domestic misfortunes with her third husband and two stepchildren. According to reports, Bettie Page was also convicted for attempted murder. She was said to have stabbed her roommate while claiming, that it was God who inspired Page to kill her!

Recently, Bettie Page has resurfaced in the public view, granting one on one interviews and gracing autograph sessions but this time, she insisted that she doesn’t want her pictures taken anymore. Page insisted that she prefers being remembered for being a top pin-up girl that she is.

Its too bad that there Bettie never appeared on any vintage porn, good thing that flixes offers vintage DVDs including porn of the past three decades.

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Queen of Pom Pom Porn

Every one on the team scores when her pom-poms fly!
- from the movie “Debbie Does Dallas”

Turns out, my boss is actually purchasing his smut from flixes.com all along. I haven’t tried ordering my favorite classics yet, but he lent me another one, the mother of all cheerleader niche videos that you could find in TGP sites- a smash flick en tittled “Debbie Does Dallas.”

 

Every one on the team scores when her pom-poms fly!

 

It was more than five years ago when I last watched “Debbie Does Dallas.” It was fun watching it again and this time, scrutinizing with more intent and appreciation. Debbie Does Dallas is not the typical porn flick that you would download and put it in the trash bin after three runs of the smut part. It is highly entertaining and sensual. Together with “Deep Throat,” “Debbie does Dallas” has got to be the most memorable vintage porn in the industry. This is starred by the 70’s porn star Bambi Woods together with Robert Kerman, Christie Ford and Robing Byrd. Just like “Deep Throat,” it has earned popularity over the years, with several producers and directors dying to make sequels and stage musicals for it.

 

“Debbie Does Dallas” is about a group of cheerleaders who helped out one of their members -Debbie (played by Bambi Woods)- to get enough money to make it to Texas to become a professional cheerleader for the “Cowgirls”. (loosely based on the real life “Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders”) Debbie was one day lured by her boss Mr. Green (Robert Kerman) into showing her breasts; in exchange, he will be paying her ten dollars for it. Letting him touch it was an extra 10 bucks and another 10 for letting him fondle it with his mouth. That’s when the cheerleaders realized that they can actually earn money easier if they would use their bodies into various sexual exploits!

Some scenes of “Debbie does Dallas was shot in Brooklyn College and Pratt Institute in New York. The use of the latter location was claimed to have not been known by the school administration until the movie was released. But hey, they really can’t do anything about it now, right? And besides, a lot of colleges these days have been doing screenings on their theaters, probably for film appreciation class. It was rated by several colleges with an “R” rating.

For a sample of this flick visit:

http://www.sexmoviesgalleries.com/debbiedoesdallas/007/index01cfcd2.html

But if you want the whole hi quality flick in DVD. Visit www.flixes.com

 

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Finally, an Access to the Great Old Rodox!

After a marathon of contemporary smutfest made by various porn producers yesterday, I got tired of watching the third one I just have to quit. I think the video was about this girl who was having the hots for her friends old bro and they ended up banging in the kitchen counter. (Surprising huh?) Understandable that porn is supposed to be… porn and it’s supposed to show off males and females exchanging bodily fluids, damn! it just gets tiring especially when the plot is always “Ok, I won’t say anything if you’ll just show me yah pussy and let me ram my 9 inch cock up yah cunt bebi..” Jesus fuckin’ Christ! Come on, you can do better than that! I don’t think people these days would mind a little eroticism once in a while… Which is why I just had to go back in time, find some good old smut that I don’t really mind watching repeatedly.
Some weeks ago, I was given a DVD of “10 Little Maidens” by my boss. It is actually a top choice when we are talking about AVN’s #7 Porn Star- Ginger Lynn Allen. It’s a funny mystery spoof; Ginger Lynn together with her screw partner Harry Reems received a mail inviting them to cum to an island mansion where visitors mysteriously disappear one by one. After watching it, I still had the image of this guy masturbating to a turkey on my head… But I must say, it’s a good watch! Though it was bombarded with the word “bullshit”, it still has the flavor of prurience to it.. If not for my boss I wouldn’t have discovered that flick, and yes I’m still hoping that nothing sleazy is running up his flaky head as he was handing over the DVD.
I actually lent the vintage DVD to one of my friends who, is a Marilyn Chambers fan. And yup, he was laughing at the cheesiness of the film but, thats exactly what’s making the old flick great! Hey it’s porn you don’t exactly expect good cinematography and all that jazz… Now I’m wondering though if it made my friend’s dick “cheesy” after watching it. Sorry that was gross, it was just me thinking out loud..

So far, I’ve been enjoying watching these babies; they are all erotic and at the same time very much entertaining! Good thing my friend gave me a link to these naughty films. I still have some old tapes my dad used to keep under the bed. But, they’re so freakin’ old and dusty; I don’t even have a Betamax player anymore! Well who has? Anyway, he told me about www.flixes.com where, you can choose all varieties of vintage porn movies. You can order from the site and they’re going to ship it to almost any place in the world right at your doorstep. Nice huh? Just make sure your mom won’t be answering the door once the delivery guy comes…
As for me? I’m getting myself some more Amber Lynn, John Holmes and Traci Lords skin flicks and I’m planning to brag about it..
And finally to give you guys something to wank off to. Check out these Ginger Lynn Videos!

http://www.mikehawkmovies.com/classics/porn305/01.mpeg
http://www.mikehawkmovies.com/classics/porn305/02.mpeg

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Insatiable Marilyn

To add up to your cart, once you visit www.flixes.com, in your search for the best vintage DVDs, you might want to check out “Insatiable.” Oh, sorry! Did I say check out? “Insatiable” is a MUST BUY! I may not be good in convincing people that the porn DVDs I choose out of the huge collection from flixes.com are high rated, but seriously I would bet my torso that “Insatiable” is one hell of a porn flick…

“Insatiable,” starred by one of the porn goddesses of the retro era Marilyn Chambers, is a story of Sandra Chase -a model who lost her parents to an accident, leaving her a vast fortune. In spite of her huge inheritance, she realized that her sexual cravings were never satisfied. Funereal dreams haunt her sleep; her appetite for insatiable copulation is far from her reach. Sandra finally met an opportunity in a motion picture that she thought would change the direction of her life. But instead, she was met by begrudging sexual encroachments. This, instead of making her feel abused and defiled left her rapacious and insatiable. One of the highlights of Insatiable is the scene where she was impugned by a gardener in a billiard table. You would see that in spite of her “resistance” the ardent enjoyment was spilling out of her every moan.

The movie Insatiable is actually more of a montage of fulfilling the sexual fantasies that she never knew existed within her, instead of a typical movie with a well written plot. Insatiable is basically comprised of more substantially graphic scenes rather than, forcing in plots that makes the film cheaper than it should be. This porn flick is bombarded with sex scenes that are relevant to creating a visage that emphasizes the character of Sandra. In the film,Marilyn Chambers did some of the best deep throat scenes ever. You would actually see something bulging on her throat while she is at it! One of her co-stars by the way is no other than the “one eyed monster” himself John Homes. So just imagine him getting a hell of a deep throat from the pinup girl Marilyn Chambers.

So I’m gonna stand on my opinion that Insatiable is simply one of the best vintage porn ever. It wouldn’t have won the2004 Best Classic DVD in the AVN awards for nothing, right? It’s a guarantee, watching it will leave you insatiable for more action from Marilyn Chambers.

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