I’m just a typical woman on my 20s who lost my virginity in the latter years of my teen age life, who am I to say I’m a porn expert? As far as my fiance is concerned, so long as I’m not a chunk of blunderbuss flesh in bed waiting to get poked, he is fine. He won’t care less whether or not I apply all the lessons I learn in Porn 101 during our cranberry dip sessions. When I told him my new work is in the porn industry, I never knew that the smirk on his face was actually a beam of jubilee. He was so proud he almost told his mother about it. A little kick in his groin under the dinner table sent him the message that he was saying quite too much.

We have this habit of watching porn DVDs once in a while. Months that I have been working in the Adult business, shouldn’t I be taking advantage of those porn DVD freebies and watch it for my umm.. personal entertainment? Yes, entertainment; we don’t need a screaming whore, trying to fake an orgasm to get us all fired up and randy! If there is one thing I hate about porn, it’s the exertion porn stars give to make it look real when its just.. not! I have brought home all kinds of niches in porn DVDs: from Latinas to teens, from gays to lesbian, from BDSM to all kinds of fetishes, name the niche I must have already watched it. Or so I think..(If you can suggest anything more whimsical than a fetish for girls costumed as pony please please, give me a link to that.) There’s just this one niche I never really bothered to watch: Vintage.

In contrast to the thought I was accustomed to, Vintage porn has this edge against the usual shit we see in the modern day adult entertainment. Ron Jeremy is right about the crap we download in the Internet today: “they are all just.. screwing. Here’s a cup of coffee, blow me..” They are all ram bang thank you ma’am flicks that lack creativity/reality/grandiose. Thats why the only resort the producers have right now are series of peeping tom voyeurs and “reality” porn. Yes genius! Reality porn is scripted! And thats exactly what is utterly annoying about it. They create juicy new plots like Bang bros’ hits “Bang bus” and “Doctor Adventure” (good) but, in the long run they are all just the same. The only variation you can put in porn is the plot, might as well do good in that. They are so damn lazy in creating creative plots that it goes down from boring to sleazy pettifogging rubbish..

Another thing I love about vintage porn is the natural beauty of the actresses, far cry from the second rate skanks they get from strip bars and streets.

So anyway, I made my fiance watch one of the vintage porn DVDs I brought home. And just as I expected, he appreciated it as much as I did. Much that I don’t want to admit that watching porn turns me on, we ended up humping like a schnauzers.. Oops.

Posted on July 19th, 2007 by classic
Filed under: adult