Finally, an Access to the Great Old Rodox!

After a marathon of contemporary smutfest made by various porn producers yesterday, I got tired of watching the third one I just have to quit. I think the video was about this girl who was having the hots for her friends old bro and they ended up banging in the kitchen counter. (Surprising huh?) Understandable that porn is supposed to be… porn and it’s supposed to show off males and females exchanging bodily fluids, damn! it just gets tiring especially when the plot is always “Ok, I won’t say anything if you’ll just show me yah pussy and let me ram my 9 inch cock up yah cunt bebi..” Jesus fuckin’ Christ! Come on, you can do better than that! I don’t think people these days would mind a little eroticism once in a while… Which is why I just had to go back in time, find some good old smut that I don’t really mind watching repeatedly.
Some weeks ago, I was given a DVD of “10 Little Maidens” by my boss. It is actually a top choice when we are talking about AVN’s #7 Porn Star- Ginger Lynn Allen. It’s a funny mystery spoof; Ginger Lynn together with her screw partner Harry Reems received a mail inviting them to cum to an island mansion where visitors mysteriously disappear one by one. After watching it, I still had the image of this guy masturbating to a turkey on my head… But I must say, it’s a good watch! Though it was bombarded with the word “bullshit”, it still has the flavor of prurience to it.. If not for my boss I wouldn’t have discovered that flick, and yes I’m still hoping that nothing sleazy is running up his flaky head as he was handing over the DVD.
I actually lent the vintage DVD to one of my friends who, is a Marilyn Chambers fan. And yup, he was laughing at the cheesiness of the film but, thats exactly what’s making the old flick great! Hey it’s porn you don’t exactly expect good cinematography and all that jazz… Now I’m wondering though if it made my friend’s dick “cheesy” after watching it. Sorry that was gross, it was just me thinking out loud..

So far, I’ve been enjoying watching these babies; they are all erotic and at the same time very much entertaining! Good thing my friend gave me a link to these naughty films. I still have some old tapes my dad used to keep under the bed. But, they’re so freakin’ old and dusty; I don’t even have a Betamax player anymore! Well who has? Anyway, he told me about www.flixes.com where, you can choose all varieties of vintage porn movies. You can order from the site and they’re going to ship it to almost any place in the world right at your doorstep. Nice huh? Just make sure your mom won’t be answering the door once the delivery guy comes…
As for me? I’m getting myself some more Amber Lynn, John Holmes and Traci Lords skin flicks and I’m planning to brag about it..
And finally to give you guys something to wank off to. Check out these Ginger Lynn Videos!

http://www.mikehawkmovies.com/classics/porn305/01.mpeg
http://www.mikehawkmovies.com/classics/porn305/02.mpeg

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