The Very Best of Desiree Cousteau showcases one of my favorite porn stars of the “Golden Age.” She may act ditzy, but once she strips off her clothes and reveals that killer body, isn’t that all that really matters? Desiree’s long legs and perfect tits suit her profession very well. This compilation of Desiree Cousteau scenes gets off to a slow start, but it does a nice job of representing the wide variety of scenes from her memorable porn career. Still, it seems more of a variety pack than a collection of the best scenes, which it claims to be.
The first scene is an S & M scene from Getting Off, and it doesn’t really do much for me although I do like the facial cumshot Desiree takes at the end. The next scene, from Sweet Alice, is also pretty lackluster, and the scene from That’s Erotic is short and unremarkable.
After that, the fun begins. Desiree is at her best in Pizza Girls, where she gets a job by letting John Holmes have a go at her. The scene from Deep Rub is boring, but then we get to another great scene from Pizza Girls. This time, Desiree gives a hot blowjob that ends with a load on her awesome boobs. Pizza Girls continues to steal the show by providing the next scene, where the shapely Desiree looks especially great riding on top.
Another Deep Rub scene is next in line, and it is my favorite scene of the compilation. Desiree gets nailed every which way, including upside down! She looks best taking a cock while she is all stretched out on the hood of a car. Two Summer Heat scenes follow that, with the first one showing luscious Desiree sucking cock on a boat before taking the action to a waterfall and the surrounding rocks. It is another great scene that shows off her body from a number of great angles. The other scene is of Desiree masturbating in the woods. Following that, she plays an Asian masseuse who takes on two guys in another Deep Rub scene. That kind of scene isn’t my thing as you get to view mostly sausage and hairy ass covering up a hot woman. It’s especially funny watching Desiree act in this one.
Finally, the compilation ends with two more Summer Heat scenes. Desiree looks pretty hot having forced sex in the first scene, but it cuts short for some reason. Then she romps outside, ending the fun with a great titfuck and cumshot.
Overall, the compilation is a mixed bag. Although there are some good scenes, there are also some pretty lame ones. That doesn’t equal a “Very Best of” in my opinion. Plus, the hottest scene I have ever scene of her (from Hot Rackets) is not included.
Posted on June 26th, 2008 by classic
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